NOTE - Unless you are a hardened dipsomaniac, it might be a good idea to use something else, such as smarties or jelly babies, in place of the usual alcohol when playing this game...

 

  • One drink if it's Face
  • Two if it's Hannibal
  • Three if it's Murdock
  • Four if it's BA
  • One drink if the whole team is taken prisoner (two drinks if they are locked up in a warehouse full of useful bits and pieces)
  • One drink if an attractive woman hires the team
  • One drink if Face hits on her (three if she resists)
  • One drink when Hannibal won't let Amy in on the interesting stuff

  • One drink when anybody mentions The Jazz
  • One drink for Murdock speaking to/about Billy (two drinks if one of the others talks to/about him)
  • One drink (and a cheer) for an "I just love it when a plan comes together..." (two if somebody other than Hannibal says it)
  • One drink for a return appearance of one of the more frequent guest stars (excluding MPs). Frequent guest stars include Joe Santos, Hulk Hogan, Markie Post, etc
  • One drink for every appearance by Face's blue-black leather jacket from the first few series.
  • One drink every time BA's wheels get shot up (two if Face's corvette is hit)
  • Several drinks (use your own discretion) for a very obvious stunt man substitute (several more drinks for similar events, eg - drink the whole bottle during the big motorbike leap early in One More Time)
  • One drink every time BA acts tough, but there are chinks in his armour
  • One drink every time BA gets soft with a kid
  • One drink every time Face changes his clothes during an episode (careful with this one!)
  • Two drinks whenever Face acts scared
  • Two drinks for when the team makes a makeshift weapon (other than a machine) out of junk, eg - a flame thrower
  • Three drinks for an appearance of a character from somebody's past - this mostly concerns Face (four drinks if it's a priest from the orphanage)
  • Three drinks if someone (including Face) mentions that he's an orphan
  • Two drinks if BA grouses about his tough childhood
  • The whole bottle if you actually believe that that old guy in Family Reunion was Face's father (I don't know about elsewhere, but we only got the 'Yes he was' version in Britain (So corny, just like a very similar episode of Battlestar Galactica))
  • One drink for one of Face's scams (two if Murdock/Amy helps with it, three if one of the other two/the client is involved)

  • One drink whenever a bad guy calls Face 'Pretty Boy'
  • One drink when one of the team 'flies' after a bad guy (two drinks if they jump off something high up)
  • Two drinks when one of the team (usually Face or Murdock) hits a bad guy, and the guy doesn't so much as flinch (three drinks if it's BA doing the hitting)
  • One drink when one of the bad guys hits BA, and BA doesn't so much as flinch
  • One drink if BA picks up a bad guy and throws him
  • Two drinks if a bad guy picks up a member of the team and throws him (three if it's BA that gets thrown)
  • One drink whenever Hannibal asks Face for a cigar
  • Two drinks if he doesn't have any/something has happened to them
  • One drink every time you spot someone who was a bad guy in some other eighties action series (any show involving Stephen J Cannell, Frank Lupo, Glen A Larson, etc)
  • One drink for each appearance by Tawnia
  • One drink for a BA-Murdock bust up
  • Two drinks for a BA-Face bust up
  • Two drinks if somebody mentions Fort Bragg
  • Two drinks if somebody mentions the Bank of Hanoi
  • One drink for every explosion
  • One drink every time Hannibal sends Face on a mission he does not want to go on
  • Two drinks if he comes back unscathed/without having been captured by anyone
  • Two drinks every time Lynch/Decker tries to catch the team (three if he succeeds)
  • Three drinks whenever Lynch/Decker thinks he's got the team
  • Two drinks whenever Lynch/Decker gloats
  • Two drinks for an appearance by Captain Crane
  • Five drinks for a guest MP on the team's trail - eg: Colonel Briggs in Fire; the guy in Holiday In The Hills; any similar appearances, such as the agents in One More Time
  • One drink every time Murdock gets to fly something
  • Four drinks if he made it himself

  • Two drinks for a piece of very obvious stock footage (The plane crash in One More Time!)
  • One drink for each 'fool', 'sucker' or 'mudsucker'
  • One drink every time you can't believe the gunshots missed
  • Three drinks whenever the bullets don't miss
  • Five drinks if it's a team member that doesn't get missed
  • Three drinks whenever a team member gets genuinely serious
  • Three drinks whenever a plan falls apart
  • Four drinks if Hannibal says "I hate it when a plan falls apart"
  • Two drinks for a car chase featuring the authorities
  • Three drinks whenever the chase results in the official cars getting wasted
  • Two drinks for a scene with Hannibal in disguise
  • Three drinks if no-one recognises him (did you ever worry about their intelligence when that happened?!)
  • Three drinks whenever Face has a car that isn't his corvette (which should be fun if you're watching one of the early episodes, before he acquired it)
  • Three drinks for Murdock's British accent
  • Two drinks for a sentimental ending (laughing scenes included)
  • Two drinks every time Hannibal calls Amy 'kid'
  • Three drinks every time Face calls Amy 'kid'
  • Three drinks whenever the team has to mount a rescue mission (usually for Face)
  • Five drinks if the team gets fired
  • Three drinks whenever they do the mission for no fee
  • Three drinks if Face has other ideas
  • Three drinks whenever a gun jams

  • Five drinks for every really original way of getting BA on a plane ("Eclipse!")
  • Three drinks if he gets on of his own accord
  • Three drinks for a scene of BA onboard a plane in flight (unconscious)
  • Five drinks for a scene of BA onboard a plane in flight (conscious)
  • Three drinks for a really lame excuse as to how BA got somewhere if he didn't fly (remember the watch fixing scam from Bullets And Bikinis? "We drove here BA, honest. It took us two days...")
  • Ditto for an excuse as to how he came to have flown and not remembered doing it.
  • One drink for whenever somebody moans to their boss that "They were professionals", and double that (cheer optional) for the equally immortal line "Who are those guys!", or variations thereof
  • Three drinks if you spot Dirk Benedict only pretending to eat or drink something
  • Two drinks (and a cheer) for the Stephen J. Cannell typewriter jingle at the end of the show
  • The same for the Cylon if it's in the opening credits
  • Three drinks if you get to see an episode with "Ten years ago..." instead of "In 1972..." in the opening spiel
  • The whole bottle (and faint) if you get to see an entire episode unedited (Not including episodes bought on video!)
  • The whole bottle (as a consolation) whenever the closing credits show proof of the editing by including scenes that weren't in the episode you've just watched (careful - that's hardly a rare occurrence these days)
  • Three drinks for Face's special grease (several more if you know what's in it...!)